Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Jokes & Games

Post any jokes, riddles, brainteasers, or games here. Enjoy!

62 comments:

UmMusa said...

Number Cube Challenge


Juanita and Clarissa have 4 number cubes and are having fun making up number games one afternoon.

Clarissa has an idea for a new game: “Let’s each pick a number you can roll with 2 number cubes. Then we'll each roll 20 times to try to get that number. The person who gets her number the most times wins.”

“OK,” says Juanita. “I pick the number 12.”

“And I choose 7,” says Clarissa.

Who is more likely to win the game? Why?

Heba said...

Sister Iram this is hard and I don't understand it

Eglal said...

i think juanita is going to win.

UmMusa said...

Heba and class:

Number cubes are similar to dice. A cube has 6 sides and each side has one number on it: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6.

Clarissa will roll a pair of dice and see how many times she will get two numbers that add up to 7. Juanita will roll the dice and see how many times she will get two numbers that add up to 12.

Think about how many combinations of numbers add up to 7? up to 12? Which girl has more chance of winning?

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Princess Baraa said...

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.

Princess Baraa said...

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Eymann Nahshal said...
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hamza said...

I think juanita is mostly to win

Princess Baraa said...

I think Juanita is more likley to win the game.

Eglal said...

Why was the fish scared of the computer?

Anonymous said...

eglal: why?

Heba said...

Clarissa

Heba said...

because it is a scary cat

Yusuf said...

why does the cat like the computer???????????

Eglal said...

should i tell you the answer?I dont understand what yusuf said.

Eglal said...

The answer is because she is scared to get caught in the internet.

Anonymous said...

yusuf: why?
eglal: i said "why?"

Eglal said...

Another joke is what is ok to serve but not ok to eat.

UmMusa said...

a tennis ball, or a volleyball?

Heba said...

Eglal I don't understand your first Qs.

Heba said...

Volleyball

Heba said...

Volleyball

hamza said...

Yusuf because she wants to eat the mouse.

Eymann Nahshal said...

eglal: i don't under stand your last joke

Heba said...

It is a tennes ball Eymann

Heba said...

What is something you don't like to wear and if you wear it you will never take it off?

Heba said...

Which one of the prophets was albe to awaken the death and make people not sick and made people hear see and talk?

Heba said...

ما هم المسأل الأربعة؟

Heba said...

من الرسول الذي تكلم إلى الله عند الشجرة الأخضر؟

Yusuf said...

why doe the mouse like the computer???????????????????

Eglal said...
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Anonymous said...

HEBA: IT IS MUSA (PBUH)

Anonymous said...

YUSUF: BECAUSE WE CAN'T use the computer without the mouse.
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Heba: it is isa (PBUH)he also knew what was in the houses.

Heba said...

The answer for the English 1st question about the prophet is عيسى عليه السلام

Nada you are right about the prophet that talked to Allah (S.W.T) by the green tree. It is موسى عليه السلام


The thing you don't like to wear and if you take it off you will never take it off is Al-Kafan

Eglal said...

Why do birds fly south?

UmMusa said...

Swimming Upstream


There once was a salmon who tried to swim upstream to the place where she was born. She had to swim 1,010 feet upstream to reach the shady pool of water where she had once hatched from her egg. Every five minutes she swam 30 feet upstream, but then in the next two minutes, while she rested, the rushing current would push her 10 feet back downstream. She continued this way, swimming for five minutes then resting for two minutes, until she reached her destination.

How long did it take her to swim the entire 1,010 feet?

Heba said...

420 minutes.
Same as 7 hours!!
Am I right Sister Iram?

Eymann Nahshal said...

what do porcupines eat????????????

Eymann Nahshal said...

what does2+2=????????????????

Princess Baraa said...

What do you call a frozen cat?

Eymann Nahshal said...

cat fish

Princess Baraa said...

no catcicale

akkal said...

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Eymann Nahshal said...

what does 2+2= ?

Eymann Nahshal said...

it dos not make sence i slam okkk

akkal said...

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Eymann Nahshal said...

what do purcupines eat

Faizah said...

who crossed the street HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

akkal said...

wHATS 1+1=

Eymann Nahshal said...

i will say it in oprah way hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Eymann Nahshal said...

easy 2

Faizah said...

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yaffi taffi said...

there is a boy in pre-shcool his h.w is first 3 leters of the alphebet he went to his mom she was talking on the phone he said wats the 1st letter of the alphebet she said be quit! he said okay he went to his dad his dad was watching the super bowl he sed wats the 2ed leter of the alphebet they made a touch down so he said yeahhhhhh he said okay he went to his brother his brother was playing with action figure he said wats the 3rd letter of the alphebet he said superman he said okay i'm done. his teacher said wat are they he said be quit! she said youre going to the office he said yeaaaaaaaaa! she said whow do you think you are he said superman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

princessmardin said...

what is as light as a feather but even the strongest person on Earth can't hold it for a minute?

princessmardin said...

what do zoo animals wear when they go swimming?

princessmardin said...

what kind of watch takes too many breaks?